Everybody thinks about sex, but talking about it in public is often a taboo. Still we were able to pick 20 sex quotes that are funny and true. Love and share!
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. Oscar Wilde
It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. Angelina Jolie
Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions. Deepak Chopra
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Swami X
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. Gloria Steinem
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever lovesme for my mind. Nora Ephron
Sex is a partof nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
My brain:it’s my secondfavorite organ. Woody Allen
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Brendan Francis
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty toa man, it’s $3.95 a minute. Anon
I thinkI could fall madlyin bed with you. Anon
Sex on television can’t hurt you, unless you fall off. Anon
Sex. In America anobsession. In other parts of the world a fact. Marlene Dietrich
A promiscuous person isa person who is getting more sex than you are. Victor Lownes
- I’ve been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. Groucho Marx
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.Anon
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