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SEX QUOTES that will make you laugh

Everybody thinks about sex, but talking about it in public is often a taboo. Still we were able to pick 20 sex quotes that are funny and true. Love and share!

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. Oscar Wilde

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It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers

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I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. Angelina Jolie

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Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher

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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions. Deepak Chopra

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Swami X

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson

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Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol

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A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. Gloria Steinem

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In my sex fantasy, nobody ever lovesme for my mind. Nora Ephron

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Sex is a partof nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe

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My brain:it’s my secondfavorite organ. Woody Allen

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Brendan Francis

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty toa man, it’s $3.95 a minute. Anon

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I thinkI could fall madlyin bed with you. Anon

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Sex on television can’t hurt you, unless you fall off. Anon

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Sex. In America anobsession. In other parts of the world a fact. Marlene Dietrich

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A promiscuous person isa person who is getting more sex than you are. Victor Lownes

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I’ve been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. Groucho Marx
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The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.Anon

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