Franklin P. Jones was an American journalist and humorist well known for his witty quips and quotes that entertained readers of the magazines such as Reader’s Digest, Wall Street Journal, Changing Times and Quote magazine for years. He was born at the begining of the 20th century but his inspirational quotes, funny thoughts, anecdotes and gaf-lines still live on and inspire us to see life in a funny but critical way.
To uplift your spirit nothing works better than a daily dose of laughter. So here are some of his outstanding quotes about life, love and living. Try not to laugh!
The only thing that will really prevent baldness is hair.
The best way to keep a man is in doubt.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
The only problem with having nothing to do is you can’t stop and rest.
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.