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18 bitchy quotes that will make you giggle

Bitchy quotes are fun, even though this type of humor might sound offending to some, laughing is hard to resist. This type of witty humor plays on double meanings, mocks somebody or something or showcases things form a different perspective in a clever way. Enjoy our collection of 18 handpicked bitchy quotes. Only the good stuff. […]

 

15 FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES NOBODY WILL FORGET

Funny is the way to go on birthdays! Wish your friend, member of the family or partner happy birthday with these funny quotes, sayings and one-liners that will make them laugh on their most important day of the year! Birthday greetings don’t have to be cheesy and boring. Put a smile on your friend’s face […]

 

12 outrageously funny quotes about bosses that will rock your working day

  Want to write a warm, informal, yet witty message to your bosses, for example on Boss’s day? Thank them for their inspiration and support? Shower them with compliments? Or crack a joke they will laught at? Then this selection of hilarious quotes about bosses is not for you. These quotes are rude, sarcastic, nasty […]

 

5 funny food quotes you should never share with your mother

  Nothing can be compared to food that mom used to make for us. It reminds us of childhood  memories, beautiful smells coming from the kitchen, mom’s famous macaroni and cheese or tuna casserole… Even if they didn’t have much money, our moms had that fascinating ability to concoct different things to feed their children […]

 

GOOD DATE GONE BAD – 15 WORST DATING ADVICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD

If you are single, you’ve likely heard every bad dating advice out there. Everyone has advice for you, whether you ask for it or not and half of them don’t even know what they are talking about. The real life is not a Sex and the City episode and widely-known tips for a “great date” […]

 

20 RIDICULOUSLY WEIRD excuses for missing work that you can get away with

Don’t feel like going to work today? You just want to sleep, play video games and do nothing all day? All you need is a tiny little lie to sell to your boss. Here are the 20 hilarious excuses that are so ridiculous that somebody might just believe you! Maybe you’ll get away with it […]

 

12 hilarious pick-up lines only a nerd can think of

– 1 – Are you Google, coz you have everything I’m searching for. – 2 – Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table periodically. – 3 – Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. – 4 – I’m invisible. Really? Can you see me? Yes How […]

 

15 FUNNIEST PICK-UP LINES EVER!

– 1 – what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper. – 2 – Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see? – 3 – What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? – 4 – “POOF!” “What are u doing?” “I’m here, […]

 

15 CHEESIEST PICK-UP LINES YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY ON A GIRL

– 1 – Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey. – 2 – I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i’m as sweet as can be. – 3 – You look life my first wife! How many have you had? None. – 4 – I know I’m […]

 

THESE ADORABLE KITTENS WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TODAY

Some days you just need a heavy dose of cute, and these kittens will bring you all the cute you could possibly need. Our attraction to cute cats and kittens is universal and here you will find the collection of adorable little balls of fluff that will brighten everyone’s day and give you all the […]

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