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POWERFUL PABLO PICASSO QUOTES that will unlock your inner creativity and passion

  Pablo Picasso was a Spanish painter and one of the most influential artists of the 20th century. Associated primarily with ground-breaking and game-changing Cubism, alongside Georges Braque, Picasso also made substantial contributions to Symbolism and Surrealism. When he was born, Picasso was such a weak baby that the midwife thought that he was dead […]

 

15 FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES NOBODY WILL FORGET

Funny is the way to go on birthdays! Wish your friend, member of the family or partner happy birthday with these funny quotes, sayings and one-liners that will make them laugh on their most important day of the year! Birthday greetings don’t have to be cheesy and boring. Put a smile on your friend’s face […]

 

12 outrageously funny quotes about bosses that will rock your working day

  Want to write a warm, informal, yet witty message to your bosses, for example on Boss’s day? Thank them for their inspiration and support? Shower them with compliments? Or crack a joke they will laught at? Then this selection of hilarious quotes about bosses is not for you. These quotes are rude, sarcastic, nasty […]

 

5 funny food quotes you should never share with your mother

  Nothing can be compared to food that mom used to make for us. It reminds us of childhood  memories, beautiful smells coming from the kitchen, mom’s famous macaroni and cheese or tuna casserole… Even if they didn’t have much money, our moms had that fascinating ability to concoct different things to feed their children […]

 

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

Funny Quotes that will rock your day. Humor for everyone. Not your typical quote of the day.

 

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

 

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld

 

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome

 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

Funny quotes that will make you laugh.  

 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

 

What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I’ll have two beers and a mop.

 

What does a child monster call his parents? Mummy and Deady.

 

Why isn’t Dracula invited to parties? Because he’s a ‘pain in the neck’.

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