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5 funny food quotes you should never share with your mother

MOMS COOKING

 

Nothing can be compared to food that mom used to make for us. It reminds us of childhood  memories, beautiful smells coming from the kitchen, mom’s famous macaroni and cheese or tuna casserole… Even if they didn’t have much money, our moms had that fascinating ability to concoct different things to feed their children and the result was amazing food, maybe for the simple reason they used secret ingredient called love. But we have to admit that not all mother’s dishes were successful. Memories of childhood food experiences are not all rosy and nostalgic. That awful cooking inspired famous people to say hilarious and naughty things about their mother’s cooking and we bring you 7 the most funniest quotes. Piece of advice: don’t show them to your mother or you won’t get decent meal ever again!

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Rita Rudner

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

My mom’s kitchen serve 3 meals, frozen, microwave and takeout.

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. Nora Ephron

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

My mother was a terrible cook. When I was a child I went ice fishing. I came back with 40 pounds of ice. My mother fried it and we almost drowned. Mike Bunge

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin

FUNNY MOM COOKING QUOTES

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett

 

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