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18 bitchy quotes that will make you giggle

Bitchy quotes are fun, even though this type of humor might sound offending to some, laughing is hard to resist. This type of witty humor plays on double meanings, mocks somebody or something or showcases things form a different perspective in a clever way. Enjoy our collection of 18 handpicked bitchy quotes. Only the good stuff.

BITCHY QUOTES

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich. Want those leftovers too?

Bitchy quotes

Never go to bed angry… stay awake and plot revenge!

BITCHY QUOTES

I made it through the day without having to beat anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

BITCHY QUOTES

I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.

BITCHY-QUOTES

Lord give me patience. Because, if you give me strength, I’m gonna need bail money to go with it.

BITCHY-QUOTES

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

BITCHY QUOTES

I’m aware that I’m rare!

BITCHY QUOTES

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.

BITCHY QUOTES

Be careful what you do to a good woman, because you will have to deal with the bitch you created.

BITCHY QUOTES

Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don’t expect it from cheap people.

BITCHY QUOTES

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it to be on Facebook.

BITCHY QUOTES
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
BITCHY QUOTES

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

BITCHY QUOTES

Don’t talk about yourself so much darling, we’ll do that when you leave.

BITCHY QUOTES

I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

BITCHY QUOTES

We’re having creative differences. I’m creative, you’re different.

BITCHY QUOTE

Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

 

 

Feb 13, 2015quotes2love
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