Bitchy quotes are fun, even though this type of humor might sound offending to some, laughing is hard to resist. This type of witty humor plays on double meanings, mocks somebody or something or showcases things form a different perspective in a clever way. Enjoy our collection of 18 handpicked bitchy quotes. Only the good stuff.
Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich. Want those leftovers too?
Never go to bed angry… stay awake and plot revenge!
I made it through the day without having to beat anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
Lord give me patience. Because, if you give me strength, I’m gonna need bail money to go with it.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I’m aware that I’m rare!
Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.
Be careful what you do to a good woman, because you will have to deal with the bitch you created.
Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don’t expect it from cheap people.
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it to be on Facebook.
- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Don’t talk about yourself so much darling, we’ll do that when you leave.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
We’re having creative differences. I’m creative, you’re different.
Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
