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15 FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES NOBODY WILL FORGET

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Funny is the way to go on birthdays! Wish your friend, member of the family or partner happy birthday with these funny quotes, sayings and one-liners that will make them laugh on their most important day of the year! Birthday greetings don’t have to be cheesy and boring. Put a smile on your friend’s face with a funny birthday quote they will not forget.

We simply love this birthday quote: A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Birthday QUOTES

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.

Birthday QUOTES

I was gonna give you something awesome for the birthday, but than the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Birthday QUOTES

Gorgeous, friendly, sweet, intelligent, kind, charming, hilarious, witty…well enough about me… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday QUOTES

May you have more birthdays than 90% of the people in Game of Thrones!

Birthday QUOTES

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

Birthday QUOTES

Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?

Birthday QUOTES

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Birthday QUOTES

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Birthday QUOTES

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! – Larry Lorenzoni

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich

Birthday QUOTES

Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.

Birthday QUOTES

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope

 

Birthday QUOTES

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers

Jan 10, 2015quotes2love
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