Funny is the way to go on birthdays! Wish your friend, member of the family or partner happy birthday with these funny quotes, sayings and one-liners that will make them laugh on their most important day of the year! Birthday greetings don’t have to be cheesy and boring. Put a smile on your friend’s face with a funny birthday quote they will not forget.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
I was gonna give you something awesome for the birthday, but than the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
Gorgeous, friendly, sweet, intelligent, kind, charming, hilarious, witty…well enough about me… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
May you have more birthdays than 90% of the people in Game of Thrones!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! – Larry Lorenzoni
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers
