
– 1 –
what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper.
– 2 –
Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?
– 3 –
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
– 4 –
“POOF!”
“What are u doing?”
“I’m here, where are your other two wishes?”
– 5 –
If you were my homework, I’d do you.
– 6 –
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
– 7 –
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets)
Do you want to?
– 8 –
You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
– 9 –
Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
– 10 –
You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs.
– 11 –
I lost my number, can I have yours?
– 12 –
Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
– 13 –
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
– 14 –
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
– 15 –
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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