– 1 –

what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper.

– 2 –

Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?

– 3 –

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

– 4 –

“POOF!”
“What are u doing?”
“I’m here, where are your other two wishes?”

– 5 –

If you were my homework, I’d do you.

– 6 –

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

– 7 –

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets)
Do you want to?

– 8 –

You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.

– 9 –

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

– 10 –

You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs.

– 11 –

I lost my number, can I have yours?

– 12 –

Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

– 13 –

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

– 14 –

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

– 15 –

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

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