
– 1 –
Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey.
– 2 –
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i’m as sweet as can be.
– 3 –
You look life my first wife!
How many have you had?
None.
– 4 –
I know I’m sweet, sorry I don’t come in sugar free.
– 5 –
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
– 6 –
MY NAME IS HOWARD, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME.
– 7 –
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
– 8 –
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
– 9 –
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
– 10 –
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
– 11 –
Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!
– 12 –
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
– 13 –
Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
– 14 –
Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
– 15 –
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
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