– 1 –

Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey.

– 2 –

I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i’m as sweet as can be.

– 3 –

You look life my first wife!
How many have you had?
None.

– 4 –

I know I’m sweet, sorry I don’t come in sugar free.

– 5 –

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

– 6 –

MY NAME IS HOWARD, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME.

– 7 –

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

– 8 –

Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.

– 9 –

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

– 10 –

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

– 11 –

Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!

– 12 –

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

– 13 –

Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.

– 14 –

Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

– 15 –

Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

 

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