Want to write a warm, informal, yet witty message to your bosses, for example on Boss’s day? Thank them for their inspiration and support? Shower them with compliments? Or crack a joke they will laught at? Then this selection of hilarious quotes about bosses is not for you. These quotes are rude, sarcastic, nasty and sometimes not funny at all. However, they will make you laugh and cheer up your boring working day. Read on, you won’t be disappointed!

Quote about bosses we simply love: The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. – Scott Adams (Dilbert)



Don’t miss: 10 EYE-OPENING QUOTES EVERY BOSS NEEDS TO KNOW

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson

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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti

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Kill my boss?
Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson

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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Dr. Lawrence Peter

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As long as my boss pretends my salary is high, I’ll pretend that I have much work to do!

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My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached my pay slip on the first slide…

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A boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
Dave Barry

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Conclusion on quotes about bosses:

“The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Arthur Brisbane