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12 hilarious pick-up lines only a nerd can think of

– 1 –

Are you Google, coz you have everything I’m searching for.

– 2 –

Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table periodically.

– 3 –

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

– 4 –

I’m invisible.
Really?
Can you see me?
Yes
How about tomorrow night?

– 5 –

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

– 6 –

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

– 7 –

Are those space pants you’re wearing. Because your ass is out of this world.

– 8 –

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

– 9 –

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my PROBLEMS.

– 10 –

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

– 11 –

Is your blood orange juice? Cuz you make me concentrate.

– 12 –

If I could rearange the alphabet I’d put U and I together…

– 13 –

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

– 14 –

Are you full of BerYllium, gold and titanium?
Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL.

And last but not least:

-15 –

I’m in a band.

 

Are you laughing your head of? Find more: 15 FUNNIEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! and 15 CHEESIEST PICK-UP LINES YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY ON A GIRL

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