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15 insanely funny quotes that will help you deal with a bad break-up INSTANTLY

If you just went through a bad break up you came to the right place for a dose of nasty humor about exes to spice up your day. Here is a collection of naughty, insulting and sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and feel better instantly. All of the quotes are tremendously funny and witty so enjoy reading this selection of the best insulting bad break up humor found on the web. Read on and enjoy these epic ex quotes!

For more naughty humor see also 18 BITCHY QUOTES THAT WILL MAKE YOU GIGGLE

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So, I heard you’re dating my ex. Here, use this candles for a romantic dinner.

EX quotes, bitchy quotes, bad breakup quotes

Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

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I want you, I miss you, I need you and I love you all have 8 letters. So does bullshit. Ironic, isn’t it.

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My ex & I divorced for religious reasons. He believed he was god and I didn’t.

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Let go of people who dull your shine, poison your spirit & bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues.

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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

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I’ve sent my ex a card that said, «Get better soon.». He’s not ill, he’s just crappy in bed.

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I wonder if Mr. Right exist?! I’ve already met Mr. Player, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Lazy, Mr. User, Mr. Cheap, Mr. Married and Mr. Stalker.

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You cross my mind only on Thursday morning, thats the day when I take out the garbage.

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It’s not you it’s me. I’ve finally realized you’re bad for me.

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

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Before you go, I would like you to take this KNIFE out of may back. You’ll probably need it AGAIN.

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An «ex» is called an ex because it is an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.

EX quotes, bitchy quotes, bad breakup quotes

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It’s got nothing new to say.

 

 

Jul 29, 2014quotes2love
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